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Notting Hill Carnival

I decided to go as a secret agent to Notting Hill Carnival this year. Unfortunately the roasting hot weather meant it was far too hot for a jacket which kind on blew my cover a bit. Despite the fine weather,  copious amounts of jerk chicken, Red Stripe and fine ladies shaking there stuff we still managed to have a great time!


They will never notice the Gun in the back pocket

The atmosphere was pumping all day long with the streets packed with that Carnival vibe. From what I could see and experience the event was very well ‘organised’ and the police seemed to doing a great job under some pretty hectic circumstances (despite not finding my gun!)


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V Festival, Stafford

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I though it was time to take this blog to the next level so I packed my tuxedo and several Fluxedo shirts and headed off to V Festival, stafford. Wondering around in a  tuxedo  seemed to get strange looks….. its not really fancy dress, just a bit weird, but that’s cool?!?  I was actually working for some of the festival with Flare Events which meant we were camping about 200 yards from the 4 Music Stage, ideal! We even manged to earn £35 from collecting cups off the floor.

Yes this may seem pikey but when your drunk a cup picking contest followed by jousting match is just what you need.The casual fesival look

Fatboy Slim were entertaining but not very live. Lilly Allen was feisty as ever. Dizzy Rascal was funny to laugh at. Oasis great but only because they’re Oasis, otherwise they were rubbish. Calvin Harris was loving it and so was I. Gutted to miss Krafty Kuts at Bacardi tent – no one told me! Strombow tent was pumping for the 5 minutes I was there. V is also full of lots of retards pissing on each other which is entertaining if you can avoid the splashes. All in all a dam fine weekend and you can expect more from Fluxedo this weekend.

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